four men were bragging about how smart their cats are. the first man was an engineer, the
wow gold second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, the fourth was a government
rs gold employee. to show off, the engineer called to his cat, "tsquare, do your stuff." t-square pranced
world of warcraft gold over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle,
cheap rift platinum a square, and a triangle. everyone agreed that was pretty smart. but the accountant said his
cheap wow gold cat could do better. he called his cat and said, spreadsheet, do your stuff." spreadsheet went
rift gold out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. he divided them into 4 equal
runescape gold piles of 3 cookies each. everyone agreed that was good. but the chemist said his cat
runescape 2 gold could do better. he called his cat and said, "measure, do your stuff." measure got up,
everquest 2 platinum walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop. everyone agreed that was good. then the three men turned to the government employee and said, "what can your cat do?" the government worker called to his cat and said, "coffee break, do your stuff." coffee break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three cats, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for workers compensation and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.